Passion for food :)

Today i declared to my mom - My name is Food !! Yes its not a mistake, i'm a food lover (offcourse you know from where i get it) and i thought what best way to describe it to the world than changing my name to food :)

I'm sure dad liked the idea, but it got vetoed by mom (grrr...!!)

Lock kiya jaaye...

Q (Mom): First tell me why you are so cute?

A (Ansh): Because i'm a cutie pie !!

Terrible 2 to Troublesome 3s :)

And there it goes - one more year older and wiser..offcourse my mom doesn't think so, but sharing some of my wisdom pearls below which can definitely makes you support me :

Scene 1:

Venue: North point mall, Alpharetta, GA

We were waiting near XXXXXX and i screamed "Alligator" is coming down, alligator is coming down only to be taught later by mom its "Elevator" !!

Scene 2:

Venue: Home, alpharetta

I was running around my home with only shirt and no underpants & pants and when my parents asked me where are my clothes my response was "I have become Pooh and he only wears shirt"

Scene 3:

Venue: My bedroom window - watching outside

I saw some aunty coming out of tennis court and it looked different, probably something i want to share with my dad and not mom this time :) I yelled and called him and told him - "That aunty is not wearing pants" only to be told by dad she is wearing tennis skirt, its short but its fine !! Hmm..i had to track her till she disappeared from my sight then :)

Please, Sorry and Thank you !!

Am i already old enough to get trained on code of behavior? Yes it seems so.....welcome to the world of ettiquets :) I don't think i'm the only one getting trained, but due to cultural differences even my parents are not so used to saying these words often. Good luck to them for training me, and getting trained...well both the tasks are quite challenging, ain't it ? :)

Crunchy Yucky Cockroach !!

Just another manic monday - or may be not !!

Mommy had a meeting at 8 AM and finds cockroach at 7.45 AM and calls me knowing my fascination with insects and bugs. Superman in me took it as a call for help and came running, found broom and started hitting cockroach. Mommy rushed to phone to attend meeting and daddy was to look after me. Daddy realized something and went to washroom and mommy came in living room with phone in mute mode and saw me trying to get something out of my mouth and the fun begins:

Mommy: What did you eat?
Me: Cockroach
Mommy: What? Tell me again...what did you eat?
Me: Cockroach
Mommy (realized there is no dead cockroach nearby so in panic mode): Where is cockroach?
Me: Its in mouth
Mommy: Where? Mommy cant see it
Me: Ansh eat cockroach
Mommy (trying to outsmart): Did you really eat? How was it?
Me: Cockroach was yucky
Mommy: No eating cockroach, its yucky.

Mommy screamed and called daddy and daddy asked me same questions expecting different answers but to their surprise no luck :) They moved furniture and other stuff to find dead cockroach and jackpot - they found it but my version is still intact even after few days.

My parents think i'm a nextgen kid and will beat my dad in eating anything and everything - offcourse he has never tried cockroach :) Their version of story concludes thinking i may have put cockroach in mouth and didnt like the texture\feel and spit it out which changed the position of it and supports my conversation. Fact - its a top secret and will be shared with bravehearts in my autobiography :)

American Idol in the making....

If you want to vote for me, my code is 007 !!

Official kiss :)

Busy days and weeks and months and after long due action on the new year resolution my mom decided to again pick pen i mean laptop and give life to my diary. Well partially i'm also responsible for it 1. because i keep my mom busy and 2. i have removed many keys from the keyboard which makes typing difficult and slow. Last stroke was remove of space key yes and i dont leave the option to fix it...i pull all the parts apart with my little fingers !!


Enough deviation from the main subject, today is the day when my parents got the report from daycare about my first kiss to a girl :) Too early or too late? may be it doesnt matter since its alerady recorded now !! Yes and the lucky girl was none other than Aanya.. I know your reaction and no arguments to that - BOYS will be BOYS :)