Just another manic monday - or may be not !!
Mommy had a meeting at 8 AM and finds cockroach at 7.45 AM and calls me knowing my fascination with insects and bugs. Superman in me took it as a call for help and came running, found broom and started hitting cockroach. Mommy rushed to phone to attend meeting and daddy was to look after me. Daddy realized something and went to washroom and mommy came in living room with phone in mute mode and saw me trying to get something out of my mouth and the fun begins:
Mommy: What did you eat?
Me: Cockroach
Mommy: What? Tell me again...what did you eat?
Me: Cockroach
Mommy (realized there is no dead cockroach nearby so in panic mode): Where is cockroach?
Me: Its in mouth
Mommy: Where? Mommy cant see it
Me: Ansh eat cockroach
Mommy (trying to outsmart): Did you really eat? How was it?
Me: Cockroach was yucky
Mommy: No eating cockroach, its yucky.
Mommy screamed and called daddy and daddy asked me same questions expecting different answers but to their surprise no luck :) They moved furniture and other stuff to find dead cockroach and jackpot - they found it but my version is still intact even after few days.
My parents think i'm a nextgen kid and will beat my dad in eating anything and everything - offcourse he has never tried cockroach :) Their version of story concludes thinking i may have put cockroach in mouth and didnt like the texture\feel and spit it out which changed the position of it and supports my conversation. Fact - its a top secret and will be shared with bravehearts in my autobiography :)
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